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車內口交被撞星女咬斷陰莖【東方報訊】

新加坡一對偷情男女在停車場內「車震」,卻遭一輛客貨車倒車撞到。由於女方當時正替男方口交,在強烈碰撞之下,竟然把男方陰莖咬斷。
新加坡媒體報道,偷情的是一名老闆及一名三十歲已婚女秘書。事發當日二人下班後幽會,駕車到東海岸公園停車場並在車中親熱。期間,他們的車子被一輛正倒車的客貨車撞到。老闆登時一聲慘叫,女秘書驚魂未定,卻發現原來老闆的陰莖已經給她咬斷,鮮血如泉湧出。

由女秘書丈夫聘用的梁姓私家偵探,一直跟蹤二人,看見他們「車震」時已通知女方丈夫,準備捉姦。發生意外時,女方丈夫也趕到現場,一同目睹這血淋淋的一幕。梁氏隨即致電求救,他憶述當時情況指,「看到那名中年老闆,下體流了很多血,座位上也染滿了血。他痛得不停慘叫,非常狼狽。」

至於偷情的女秘書,嚇得臉色發青,雙手捧着老闆被咬斷的陰莖,陪同老闆上救護車入院搶救,未有理會震怒的丈夫。梁氏稱,未知該老闆的陰莖能否駁回,但丈夫卻登時氣得聲稱要與妻子離婚。
逢星期日...糕-糕-糕.

真系唔好彩,偷食遇客貨車...

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仲要捉姦左車!!!!

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The worse nightmare for man:
1) 男方陰莖咬斷
2) 撞車
3) 捉姦

All happened at the same time!

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The worse nightmare for man:
1) 男方陰莖咬斷
2) 撞車
3) 捉姦

All happened at the same time!
letsrock 發表於 2009-5-5 14:06



Not even GOD can help him now!

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The accident was supposed to happen in the carpark of this park, nice scenery!
East Coast Park

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Wah, planning for site visit?  Then re-act on the crime scene?

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CSI Singapore maa....

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She did show her loyalty to her boss.....
雙手捧着老闆被咬斷的陰莖,陪同老闆上救護車入院搶救
fiatkid 發表於 2009-5-6 14:51


可能尚未收到禮品或肉金掛!

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Secretary bites off boss' penis

Singapore (May 4, 2009) : A secretary bit off the private parts of her boss in a freak accident during their sex romp in a car.

The incident happened in a car park in East Coast Park in Singapore over the weekend.

According to a Singapore evening paper's report, which was picked up by the Malaysian Chinese dailies today, the 30-year-old married woman was performing oral sex on the man when a van reversed into their car, causing her to snap her jaws shut.

What happened not only shocked the couple but also her husband, who after being tipped off by a private eye had rushed to the scene, and was about to pounce on the pair when the accident happened.

The private eye called an ambulance to send the courting couple to hospital.

The woman's insurance agent husband, also 30, had hired the private eye after some intimate SMSes sent to her handphones raised his suspicion.

The private eye, telling the paper what he saw was the most horrible scene in his entire career, said the fuming husband now wanted to divorce his wife.

The report did not say whether doctors managed to reattach the severed penis.


原來果位女秘書既老公咁o岩係條燕梳佬黎既,如果位老闆o岩o岩係佢果道買o左個人保險,唔通佢輸o左老婆仲要賠埋條忍比返個老闆,係就冇陰公啦!

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Wah, you have been digging into the news.

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現代成語:「賠了夫人又折忍」

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唔通佢驚相同既事情會發生係佢身上?  所以做定 case study :p

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唔通佢驚相同既事情會發生係佢身上?  所以做定 case study :p
AbarthJoe 發表於 2009-5-6 19:06


有備無患都係好既  

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男人最痛
Coupe Coupe Go Go Go!!

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今日同同事講開哩單case, 咁究竟架客貨車既燕梳會唔會賠呢? 架客貨車撞倒車震緊既私家車導致咬斷陰莖喎...

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有備無患都係好既  
Trevor 發表於 2009-5-6 19:41


你兩P.K.吖,下次打鑊你地

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